Fearless Bastard.. :D


There is this whole new “fearless bastard” likes on fb. Just like the “LOL jk” likes and right now its so amusing!

Srishti Godbole : the chicken crossed the road coz its a fearless bastard
Me : sangita was blacklisted cause shes a fearless bastard
LOL!

This was my status yesterday :D and now I have come up with more “fearless bastard” jokes! :D

1. Manmohan Singh told Sonia Gandhi to get a life ’cause hes a “fearless bastard” .

2. We don’t study the whole year and stay up whole night before the exam cause we are “fearless bastards”

3. You sleep halfway through your paper ’cause you are a “fearless bastard”

4. Answering the door half naked because you are a “fearless bastard”

5. Crossing when the signal is still on because you are a “fearless bastard”

6. Not doing your homework because you are a “fearless bastard”

7. Dropping your new phone ten times in the first week because you are a “fearless bastard”

8. Coming home after the curfew time because you are a “fearless bastard”

9. Staying up till 3 on facebook because you are a “fearless bastard”

10. Sleeping without the night light because you are a “fearless bastard”

11. Sitting on the first bench and sleeping during a lecture because you are a “fearless bastard”

12. Entering a lecture 20mins late because you are a “fearless bastard”

13. Going and hanging out with the Somalian pirates because you are a “fearless bastard”

14. Calling out to Bloody Mary after 3:30 am because you are a “fearless bastard”

15. Hanging up on someone because you are a “fearless bastard”

16. Killing someone in your head because you are a “fearless bastard”

17. Liking all fb status updates and then un-liking them because you are a “fearless bastard”

18. Skip the gym because you are a “fearless bastard”

19. Telling your mom you are a “fearless bastard” because you are a “fearless bastard”

20. Being a “fearless bastard” because you are a “fearless bastard”

hahahahaha that much i could come up with. Would come up with more soon! Fearless bastard that phrase itself emphasizes on so much lol!!!

9 thoughts on “Fearless Bastard.. :D

  1. Tame SheWolf February 12, 2011 at 11:42 Reply

    Snapping at everything wrong because you are a “fearless bastard.”

    Being fearless from now on because you’d rather be a “fearless bastard” than just a bastard.

    Count me in the list, cause even I’m a “fearless bastard” :P

    • crackpot :P February 13, 2011 at 16:55 Reply

      HAHAHAHA AWESOME! I LOVED THOSE! I’LL ADD THEM!

  2. Bakbakee February 12, 2011 at 12:10 Reply

    Commenting on Crackpot’s blog post because I am a “fearless bastard.”
    PS: I love #19

    • crackpot :P February 13, 2011 at 16:55 Reply

      HAHA yesss!!!! :D :D :D i love yours too!. il be adding it!

  3. curiouseeker February 13, 2011 at 17:24 Reply

    doing karate moves in the dark,coz u’re a fearless bastard!

    writing shit on people’s wall because u’re a fearless bastard!

  4. eva626 April 8, 2011 at 12:36 Reply

    you are hilarious!! we should be buddies haha

  5. HellHOund October 14, 2011 at 19:26 Reply

    Googling Fearless bastard jokes becuase your a fearless bastard.

  6. I N D R E S H P A L (@indreshhh) October 25, 2012 at 05:27 Reply

    Going for movie just before exam… because you are a fearless bastard ;p

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